Patrick's Blog (8)

In case I have any credulity left after the snowflake story, I have to document what happened yesterday while Jason was telling me over the phone why he thinks I may be ready to do some membrane piercing. A white dove flew onto the ledge outside the window through which I was looking a few feet away. I didn't move with the probable exception of my jaw dropping, but he spotted me and practically stared me down. Although white doves are not uncommon in Hawaii. I cannot recall seeing one on the… Continue

Today I'm comparing apples and oranges.

Oranges are mostly spherical, whereas apples are more apple-shaped, so to speak.

Apples are red, sometimes green, whereas oranges have, um, more of a yellowish hue. There's a word for that color I can't think of right now.

Today I'm feeling gruntled and combobulated, yet slightly chalant.

I thought a thought that I thought I had thought, but the thought that I had thought wasnt the thought that I had thought I had thought.

I feel like I'm beside myself.

And it's really hard to get dressed this way.

I feel like I'm living vicariously through myself.

Last night I had a dream about a business where you could actually drive right through the store, reach out the window of your car to load original documents into a photocopy machine. You could also load your dirty dishes in there for cleaning while you waited for your copies. There was also the option of having copies of your dirty and clean dishes if you needed that documentation for some reason. But the coolest part was that the machine would also dispense free pomegranate juice in those… Continue

I'm not really sending out Friend Requests because it seem kind of redundant. We're all friends here, aren't we? Good to see so many faces that I can now connect with friends' names I've known for years.

Happy May Day!!