Neptune

Yet another expensive and time-consuming alchemy, this one. But it's incredible. We have ascended to the pinnacle of the miraculous. No unwell condition can exist for long in its presence. It will put you so solidly present in your body, and yet this is Shapeshifting 101. You'll see what we mean. A few hours after you've used it, go look in the mirror. You'll be different. It brings strength, clarity, power, wisdom, glory and on and on. And it's all so bloody simple.

PLEASE NOTE:It is necessary for you to acquire some active dry yeast for this alchemy, which is explained in the instructions. I ordered ours online, called Red Star Active Dry Yeast. It's gluten-free...well, it's everything-free. For those of you who feel your body is too high in yeast content, this alchemy and the attendant yeast will actually reduce it.

It involves the use of an organocrystalline material made by ants as a nest in a specific tree in Indonesia, oil from a certain pepper, the base crystalline material from that magical location in the Utah desert, and two of the super metals I myself precipitated from Nothing when I truly was doing alchemical sorcery. Those metals are special - they're the ones you might recall were put through a 6,000 degree plasma arc reaction chamber, and not even that temperature could get them to fully alloy. There are no known metals that melt at a higher temperature on Earth, and the process that brought them about was the culmination of an unbroken chain of linked processes that took a year to move through.

In a sense, it divides the user into two versions, one which contains NOTHING of the previous "life" and one that contains all your old and unneeded everything, which then dissipates into the annals of the story, never to be seen again, while the new one marches forth into the next level of Being. This is one that can be used as a superfood from now on.

One could write for days about something this exquisitely powerful, but I think we'll just leave it up to all of you to report on it in the appropriate forum.